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"Mom, what about all those noises tonight?"

"What noises, sweetie?"

"You sounded like in need of a doctor ..."

"Ahh, those! Hummm ... I was actually having some bad tummy ache, you know? I was in real pain."

"Okay. I wish I wouldn't scream like that when I feel the same pain. You woke me up!"

"Did I? Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry! But I was truly desperate, you know?"

"Yeah, I know!"