"Mom, what about all those noises tonight?"
"What noises, sweetie?"
"You sounded like in need of a doctor ..."
"Ahh, those! Hummm ... I was actually having some bad tummy ache, you know? I was in real pain."
"Okay. I wish I wouldn't scream like that when I feel the same pain. You woke me up!"
"Did I? Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry! But I was truly desperate, you know?"
"Yeah, I know!"