'mom, i forgot to tell you that i dumped evan'
'did you? why?'
'because he doesn't like to be around me'
'he doesn't deserve you, then. did you dump him gently, at least?'
'yes, i told him i'm not interested anymore'
'well, you were honest. the world is full of guys, don't worry. a better one will come soon'
'i want a prince now'
'yes, a prince, like daddy!'