modeling relationships

'mom, i forgot to tell you that i dumped evan'

'did you? why?'

'because he doesn't like to be around me'

'he doesn't deserve you, then. did you dump him gently, at least?'

'yes, i told him i'm not interested anymore'

'well, you were honest. the world is full of guys, don't worry. a better one will come soon'

'i want a prince now'

'do you?

'yes, a prince, like daddy!'